Buddy speaks

Hey.... it's me Buddy! Mom finally helped me sign on to this thing. Sonny thinks I don't no how read or write but I'm here to prove him wronge. I just have problems with this keyboard. my paws are too fat to hit the kiys. I don't think a few spelllling mistakes hurt anything. Hey..... Sorry, I thought I heard a burgler but it was just a squirrrrel in the backyard. I'm here to prov Sonny wrong on a few things. 1- He thinks I'm a scardy cat. But I have proof that he's the scardy cat. 2- he thinks I have ADD. I'm not sure what it is but I don't think I have it. On the first issue- Scardy cat my foot! Last night, wait.......... sorry... a dog just walked by the house. where was i?? Oh yeah. Last night Aunt Rory came over and said I stunk. She really did. At first I was sad because I thought that meant she didn't love me but then I realized she was talking about the poop I rolled in. Then Mom got hom and Rory told her to smell me. She said I stunk even more. Next thing I know, she's running bath water and taking my collar off. Now I love getting naked as much as the next boy but it usually means something bad is happening. Mom takes me in the bathroom and puts me in the tub. She scrubs me down 2 times. It actually wasn't too bad. then..... wait another squirrel....... I almost caught him. So.. I get out of the tub and I don't see sonny anywhere. Mom calls and calls him. But he doesn't show up. Finally she goes into the bedroom and he's hiding in the back of the closet. He's a big ole scardy cat. he thinks he's getting a bath. He's in the closet and won't come out. Everytime mom reaches for him he growls at her. So, she just leaves him there. AFter taking a few pictures.... ha ha. He didn't come out for almot a half an hour. Now for the ADD issue..... wait.... another squirrel...........