Loves & Hates

It's Saturday! We just got back from a nice long morning walk. I love morning walks!! They are always longer than the evening walks because mom isn't as tired. As we were walking along, I was thinking about all the stuff I love and Hate in life. Since my opinion on things matter more than anyone elses... I'm going to share those things with you;
* I love when I wake up in the morning and mom rubs my belly. She flips me over and I act all scared, but I'm not. And then she rubs my tummy. She kisses my head and sings her good morning song to me. The perfect way to start the day.
* I hate when Buddy gets more lovin than I do. He just begs more. He'll get in mom's lap and she'll hold him like a baby and rocks him. How pathetic. He seems to like it and mom talks baby talk to him. I'm just disgusted by the whole thing.
* I love when there is water in the ditch and we are walking by it. I jump in the ditch and stick my tongue out. I run along splashing in the water with my tongue hanging out and then I jump onto the sidewalk and leave cute little paw prints.
* I hate when we go to the park and irresponsible dog mom's and dad's have taken their dogs off the leash. Even though there are big signs that say "All dogs must be on leashes". Then the dogs run up to us and I get a little scared. Mom freaks out and we have to leave. Can't these people read? Even I know what the sign says and so does buddy... because it has a drawing of a guy with a dog on a leash.
* I love the anticipation of the walk. Mom comes home from work and we start to wonder.. are we getting a walk. She goes to the bedroom and changes clothes.. could it be?? then she puts on sneakers.. I think it might happen... and then she finds plastic bags... are those for poop? and then... She get the leashes!!! Yippee! It's going to happen!
*I hate the neighbors cats that sit in the driveway. There are like 4 of them and they just sit there. They aren't even scared of us. They don't even bother to move when we walk by. Lazy cats!
* I love when mom drops food on the floor when she's in the kitchen. She acts like it was an accident but I can tell half of the time she did it on purpose.
* I hate when dogs or people walk by my house. Don't they know it's my house.
*I love when mom gives us chewy bones and buddy gobbles his down in 2 minutes but I'm smart and I hide it for later. Then when Buddy is done, I pull it out and eat it in front of him. He is so mad. He doesn't realize it is the same bone and he thinks I got an extra one. He's not the smartest.
*I hate when I hide my bone and then I forget about it. Then buddy finds it and eats it. He might not be smart but he's sneaky.
*I love when we go for a walk and everyone says "Good morning" or "hello" or smile at us.
*I hate mean people.

Okay... that should do it for now. I'll review and add more on at a later date. We are starting the painting now. Soon... a real office for mom!
Sonny